Reporting Live From My House

Well its almost time for college boys (and girls, if ne girls read this.... oh God i hope they do), so for your reading pleasure I will make my top 10 tips for college page.


1. Do your work on time... or dont... i really dont give a shit. But college is just about pacing yourself, you can make it as hard or as easy as you want it to be.

2. Remember when you tell a joke in college, you won't have your buddies to give you a courtesy laugh, so dont tell one unless its funny!

3. You can't refer to Christie as being hot, cuz most of them dont know who the fuck she is, and they have their own Christies, but they are named like Dana, Maxine, and shit like that.

4. Play Halo 2

5. Give me money

6. Fuck you

7. Dont' rely on anyone, college is to learn to be independent. Sure you can ask for help now and then, but realize when you get into the work force all you co workers will hate you, even the one who smiles and asks you how your first day was.

8. Wearin a hat on Wednesday is no longer crazy hat day, but rather let's smear that indian and his azn buddies that have those hats on.

9. Don't get a girlfriend whose a bitch just cuz she's hot, cuz we already have enough things bitching at us, one more could break the camel's back. Go for one whose nice.

and number 10

10. Whatever the fuck you do, don't ever mention you know Sundeep Basi... cuz everybody hates that prick and then you'll have no friends and then cry... all the way back to New Jersey... unless your going to school in New Jersey... then you really dont have ne where to cry back to.